So what you’re saying is we should all commit fraud until we’re rich and then we’ll be safe.

narrator: Nothing was done about it

The cheaper side is a VPN and a pirate’s life for me.

I mean, she could pull a Trump and be like, “I have really big plans. I can’t discuss them until I’m in office, but let me tell you… Big plans.”

GM should just be like, “We’re just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion.” That’ll shut Texas up.

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

Kick Mike Johnson in his micro-johnson and tell him God told you to do it.

Instructions unclear…

09, 108, 1107, 11106, 111105

“Her” could refer to AOC or Boebert. It is technically unclear.

some documents that Trump really does not want the world to know about.

Like his actual height and weight?

He pays lawyers?

Pretty sure the answer to both is little peepees.

By that measure, we’re all billionaires, kinda.

Ka-boom

If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you’re not stopping between to do personal errands).

Ana de Leg’s cousin