Where are my palm tree beach people at?!

And I don’t know how to link properly, fun!

Thank you for the picture because I was thinking about the [Hamburger jail](mcdonalds hamburger jail)

Never-Iron Brigade checking in and reporting for… Not ironing!

It’s from the movie Anchorman with Will Ferrell, it’s his pickup line on a date.

https://youtu.be/8AIwaSD9Sco

Can confirm about the Caspar Babypants bangers, and would also like to add Secret Agent 23 Skidoo for totally amazing kidhop, his daughter even raps with him.

Toothpaste can work sometimes too.

Hit up your local, or even not local libraries! We’re chill, accepting and we have more than just books. There’s a whole library of things you can borrow: movies, games, puzzles, game systems, metal detectors, power tools etc. I’m in a small town and even we have free events all the time, for all ages. We’re also really open to suggestions, so if you don’t see something you like, just ask!

It’s like you’re looking right at me with these things, damn!

If your car doesn’t have this, you can put one of the shoes you’re wearing in the back seat with the child… You will not walk away with one shoe.

In Massachusetts it is state law that a child care center/home/facility call parents if a scheduled child is late being dropped off. For this reason I think it’s a great regulation.

They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!

Specify if comic sans! You got me!

Always towards the heart!

How else is the town gonna get new benches without the soft plastics?!

I’m late to the party but thought I’d share anyway…

Five Captains Logs!

So maybe start with three dozen tribbles, but as the 12 days progress, the tribbles increase, 4 hundred tribbles, 5 thousand tribbles, 6 million tribbles, and something else has to replace the prior tribble day? I don’t know but it’s cracking me up!

How’s about three trombone solos?