I couldn’t enjoy reading the books for the sole reason ‘pirouette’ is used so frequently xD

Meep

Apples to oranges. Gold is an element while diamond is just a specific lattice of carbon.

The duck asks if he has nails to follow through on the threat of getting nailed to the bar

Ks-23 from Tarkov (before it was nerfed) was the ultimate weapon for trolling the most serious of Marines. Blind them with flashbang shells before you melee them or just blast their kneecaps off!

Red fox would be great assuming domesticated would render them not smelly xD