Let’s send Elon back in time to build him a cybertruck.

They don’t religion—specifically, Christianity—to be associated with sympathy for ICE victims.

“I don’t own any houses ~but my shell companies do but don’t look for them I don’t want people to know where I live~. “

Thanks for the new nightmare. I hate it.

Teeth growing inside tumors is already a thing. Just grow some tumors.

This is probably another instance of Trump thinking his lies will become reality.

We’ve seen this before. He must think if he lies about someone else’s actions, they’ll have to make the lie true to save face. It is the dumbest form of coercion. It doesn’t work with the leader of fucking China.

Xi will do what he wants when he thinks he can.

Or, if malware was inserted in, say, 1933 or 2016.

Yeah, the last thing you need to do is push a kid to use computers. They’ll learn fast once they take an interest. And, they’ll develop other important skills in the mean time.

Man, professionally, she’s even done high-level communications, too.

The qualifications for that under Trump seem to be competence in hair spray and make-up. So, it’s not like you should expect much from her.

*irreconcilable differences

Is this Prosperity Gospel for anti-socialites?

Orbán will let Putin walk all over Hungary unmolested.

I think we should just have a contest to see who can get that man-child to post the most embarrassingly cringe shit.

Bonus points if you sneak in elements critical of him or his cabinet, antifa slogans, LGBTQ+ symbols, etc.

I really hope the future USA is embarrassed by all of this.

Yeah, the rich win right up to the point that the people they pay to fight for them switch sides.

Not only will the generals be fit but, now, their uniforms will rival the most glamorous Carnival costumes.

This guy was popular with… no one.

It’s not even a good distraction. What am I missing?

Simultaneously, they will announce a new organization: The MAGA Youth. With uniforms and pledges and no group chats.

That dining room is the perfect setting for him to tell his family about all the immigrant children he orphaned that day.

They think AOC’s appeal is that she’s an attractive woman. So, of course, their chauvinistic response to put what they consider an attractive woman out against her.

I can’t tell if it’s just chauvinistic or also a calculated way to keep the conversation about AOC on her looks and away from her policies.