I was way too stoned to see this.

Yeah and fuck Johnathan Lipnicky.

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

Farteer rule.

I’ve not see a man this afraid of a woman since Ryan Dunn.

Hear me out, because I might be getting delusional here. There’s been plenty of evidence that he is a Russian asset. There is also rampant shit spewing out of his mouth at every turn about how the system is rigged etc. and that his people should get ready for a civil war when he loses blah blah.

Is it impossible to think that this is Russia’s endgame? Fuck having a puppet in office if he could get a number of people to revolt and take to the streets. This is assuming the number of brainwashed idiots is high enough to do more than Jan 6.

Thoughts?

Does his case for not debating her have anything to do with him pissing his pants?

I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.

This is only what they assume it to be. They are still having issues deciphering his weird lizard man script.

Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.

Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.

You could also to with the following:

Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim

For the dummies like me, this article references only South Korean birth rates.

Right, I know nothing of his politics but I remember him being fucking hype to run this country. I was too young to vote then, but he would have had mine. Mother fucker was excited.

Agreed. I spent nearly $12k last year and I might see 3 of it back. For clarification we pulled out youngest son out of daycare in August or September. Not all of the 12k was his costs but most of it was (probably around 10k-10.5k) it was near $1300 a month when we pulled him out after a large increase after the summer months.

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

But only if no one is wearing it.

The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner

Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner

Tupac: hit em up with a boner

Brand New: sic transit Gloria…glory fades with a boner

Sum 41: in too deep with a boner

Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner

CCR: born on the bayou with a boner

Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner

Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner

The get up kids: coming clean with a boner

Alesana: the artist with a boner

Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner

Nirvana: come as you are with a boner

Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner

J Cole: middle child with a boner.

This is a semi spicy take but hear me out. He went on for like 5 albums about what a lonely piece of shit he was and that no one loved him and he was a horrible person. He even alludes to being a predator in Science Fiction. I think the song is called, “in the water.” While I would never condone what he did, his actions, in a way validate his music. Something that was often in doubt for me in that genre.

The line I’m referring too is, “hide your daughters, the old men say. We were young once before, we know how we get our way.”

I went to an Indian restaurant a long time ago with two coworkers on lunch. The waiter asked me how hot I wanted to which I responded, “just medium I have to go back to work.” It was chicken vindaloo and it was the hottest shit I’d ever eaten and enjoyed. I was sweating really bad but it was so good. I barely made it back to the office before I had to start shitting.

I go back on a Friday after work. I tell the same guy, make it as hot as you can. It wasn’t nearly as hot as it was that day. I was mad disappointed. Still really good but I wanted it to melt my face like the end of Indiana Jones. Still burned my asshole that way. Defifinite 5/7. Would recommend.

Where is Jared Kushner and Ted “I’m not a lizard man” Cruz in all of this?

Dirt rally 2.0 and house of dragons. Could get spicy.