ZeroCool

Never underestimate the amount of cognitive dissonance to be found in the average Trump supporter’s views. These are remarkably dumb people.

Wow that writing is a spot on Rod Serling impression.

Or to put it more accurately:

“Schumer postpones book tour because nobody’s going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands.”

Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.

"Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.”

Good.

Well, I can’t say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.

This is literally the plot of Michael Moore’s comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it’d be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.