This is awesome. Thanks!

I guess I’m going back to not walking.

Thanks everyone for replying. I forgot these rules because they’ll never apply to me…

Damn is it really like 80% tax

To be fair, he’s just a child

I wouldn’t mind a sequel to the movie Day Without A Mexican

Rad

Holy cow. Meadow’s law sounds like it’s for punishing people with genetic diseases or the worst luck

In her defense, she’s probably only seen the movie “Easy A”…

Small wordplay and rhymes that come to mind from time to time

Every damn time