65 is about 20 years younger than the last two guys.

“Ma’am what did your nephew say when you asked him why he had so many girlfriends?”

“Senator, he said he has one girlfriend, and tomorrow he will have another one”

America has given the world such cultural greats as: Jim Carrey, Seth Rogen, Ryan Reynolds, Alanis Morissette, Drake, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Gosling, the Barenaked Ladies, Sum 41, and Rush.

Kill yourselves for the movement, not a great position to hold.

Or Amanda Richardson

They could punish the soldiers who bought it.

‘Laughable, if it weren’t so dangerous’: your responses to RFK Jr’s autism stance https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/02/rjk-jr-autism-guardian-readers

There is no eventually.

%90 will never see combat, and get free Medical, Free College tuition, free/heavily subsidized housing, and ~$50-70k+ a year.

Tell that to the Trans solder that had to return early from a Deployment to get kicked out for doing his job while politically inconvienent.

Used to be a Pizza place in my home town that had $1 large pizza on Wednesday no limit, they were the worst pizza in town, but they were packed every week. It went on for years then they got shut down turns out they were using the increase in foot traffic to cover people coming in to buy drugs.

I ate a salad wrong last month, stabbed my self in the soft pallet with a lettuce steam and had a sore throat for 2 weeks.

They really nailed the “wait, am I having a stroke?” aesthetic.

If I got one for free I’d spend an afternoon dismantling it with a crowbar separating the steel from the aluminum to sell it for scrap, and I’d be the first person to make a profit from a cyber truck.

He was alive this morning when he met with Senator Van Holland.

http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd6j7jjpgy6o.amp

Well at least he’s not dead.

He is a real La-Z-Boy.

Weird, sometimes Republican headquarters just do that.

Weird, sometimes they just do that.

Is an M67 a Leaflet?

Elon Musk is a real victim, instead of having “more money than anyone should ever be able to amass or dream of spending in one lifetime”, now he only has “more money than anyone should ever be able to amass or dream of spending in one lifetime”.