Vodka may be one of the worst things for a potato to become. Fries? Mashed with gravy? Poutine? Chips/crisps? Come on.

Spoken like someone who’s never met an engineer

Largest to smallest is way more logical than smallest to largest. You start general and get more specific as you progress. It is in general a better approach to conveying information and cataloging data. Not just dates.

The App Formerly Known as Twitter does have a lot of porn. Maybe you’re on to something here.