Xerenogan

https://freedos.org/

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

Spike the office water cooler with that RTFM bottle. Cut down on trouble tickets by about 90%.

Oh, I had mine on active this whole time. I was wondering where all the no comment spam was.

Alright, I stopped scrolling. Now what? Do I write a disapproving letter to my local politician?

Yes, learned to drive on a manual, first car was manual, etc.

Nice! That’s a lotta growth.