I’d eat my finger if I thought it was a pickle too

Is this a critique on lemmy

Wish I wasn’t mentally ill! Makes me feel worse to think about how I feel like shit.

The real post is always in the comments

I’d love it if subs had tags, so they were more easy to sort through.

Why are you getting your uwu all over the garlic?

Getting 10 million likes on YouTube is astronomically more difficult than any of the others

Edit: For reference, the most liked YouTube video on the platform only has x5 that amount, at 53 million likes and 8.5 billion views.

Companies 12 hours after June ends

I got a Pixel 6 last year after owning a Samsung Galaxy 7 for 6 years. I have a notes page with 49 complaints.

Yep. They were probably joking, or at the least exaggerating, but it reminds me of how a large percentage of men would leave their partner going through a medical crisis. Not all medical crisises are physical, yo.

So fat shaming came over from reddit along with awful jpeg memes?

Lots of doomer posts lately

Had a spider bro in my bathroom for a month, one day he disappeared. The very next night I woke up to him crawling on my face. It was unfortunate for us both.

I think the spiders here hide well, so the ones I spot are the risky ones that don’t mind scuttling over me.

Do they ever crawl on you? I’ve found that if I ever spot a spider in my house, in the next week I’ll find it somewhere on me

What’s worse is the perfectly fine food your multi-billion dollar company makes you throw away. And no, you may not bring it home for yourself.

Is this gen alpha humor?

Definitely team Hurley here

Gender roles =/= “Karen”

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you!

My girlfriend passes my progress in any game I introduce her to. She’s twice the gamer I am :/