This does not take the shutdown into effect, and if it continues much longer a crash is probably inevitable. But I’m just some schmuck on the Internet.

I It’s refuse.

FTFY

Container? I barely know’er!

“They hated Jesus for he told the truth” … .jpeg

Whelp, I was literally about to sign up to become a costco member, but fuck that

Fuck. That’s fair.

How are so many people missing the joke twice lol

Why Twitter tho, common dreams

My mindset exactly, may we well see if the juice is worth the squeeze, if you will.

Something something don’t cite the deep magic to me

Lol came to say the same thing - this is actually the legitimate way to retire the American flag, for instance, though it is supposed to only be done when the flag is too worn to continue use (hooray boy scouts).

We can still burn em, but can’t do it all respectful like.

This is my current hell. When I started it was 3x/week so it wasn’t too bad, but now it’s 4, and there’s a “rumor” that it’s gonna go back to full time in at some point. Thanks for the motivation to get my next certification as fast as possible I guess, because I’m already working on exit strategies.

I got the joke, don’t worry lol

Good on her parents for putting Tankard in her name since you need at least one to deal with her bullshit. Bad on them for releasing her into the world instead of into a rectum where she belongs.

Posterized em, straight up.

What happened here I wonder

Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would’ve paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).

At his age with his potential comorbidities? Surgery of any kind is absolutely a possible killer.

In a blaze of glory?

Just saw it, it was a really solid Superman movie. Superman did Superman things against Lex Luthor and acted as Superman acts since his inception.

Somehow this has people upset.