Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we’re getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

He’s in a hoodie, take him out!

Agreed, but they’ll inevitably fuck those up too.

Ignorance is bliss, defund NOAA!

#SharpiesArePredictiveTools #ConeOfCertainty

Palin was my exit from the party. I was too young and influenced to realize Bush was a goober, but after Palin opened her mouth years later, I made the Seinfeld theater exit and haven’t looked back. That was a slippery slope and they went straight Slip 'N Slide down it.

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.