They can pry my wires from cold, dead hands.

I’m 35. Still waiting for life to stop being miserable. No hope in sight.

Rare correct use of POV

I’m just gonna kill myself

Mmm I love me some communication ❤️

HE’S BALD???

I want to do it. I don’t care who sees.

I loved perfect dark as a kid. I played it with my brother and cousins all the time. I don’t talk to them much these days.

It isn’t good though.

How do I get a refund

I used to be suicidal. I still am, but I used to too.

Yes. Thank you for reminding me.

Dude I’ve been swallowing chewing gum for years. Don’t drop this on me.

But I don’t want to be there.

IIRC it completely spells out the joke. The last panel says “type 2 diabetes” or something like that

I hate this game.

Queues up for next match