But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

I’ve found it’s easier to weigh yourself with your head on then pull your head off and weigh yourself again. Subtract one from the other and you’ve got the weight of your head.

I hope it’s yaboi Kaczynski because I’m in the same boat.

People have been failing to understand philosophy since philosophy was invented.

and ultra-processed foods which are known to raise health problems

The data on this are very dubious at best. Most researchers can’t even agree on a definition of what they are. Corelation studies should always be taken with a grain of salt.

What a handsome guy.

Forza games have had full screen ads for the past 3 or 4 games and it has yet to affect sales.

Tomato toxic when it green, but delicious when it red. Creeping nightshade toxic when it green, but has anyone even tried it when it red? Probably delicious.

Low key? Nah, it’s for sure the best. Time to reinstall it on my steam deck.

All this attention being paid to Keep is making me nervous. It’s the only Google product besides Gmail that I think is actually good nowadays and there’s a very good possibility that it’s because it hadn’t been significantly updated in a decade.

There’s no way this can backfire.

*Most people under 45 have shit to do. Also, I’m about to be aged out of this bracket and I have never once been asked anything by a pollster. I don’t know if I believe these people exist.

It really doesn’t. If you have some data on arrests that isn’t available elsewhere, please let me know.

I’ve been pirating stuff since I had to do it with a 300baud modem. I’ve never used a VPN or once tried to hide the fact that I was stealing. Because I’ve often used public trackers, I’ve received probably 20-30 letters and emails from various ISPs that they’ve caught me being naughty and that I should stop. I haven’t stopped. Nobody cares. Anyone that tells you that you need to use a VPN is trying to sell you a VPN.

I believe the OP was asking why the cop isn’t worried about spraying themselves in the face. Pepper spray has a habit of getting everywhere.

This reads like a middle school essay response. Google rolled shit for their Bard’s charisma.

This does not make it less moral, just more sad.