Getting that My Winter Car experience.

What a douche.

I don’t recognize any of the games, and I have a 3yo+3wo so I don’t have time for games at the moment. Thank you for doing this. Merry Christmas.

My wife has narcolepsy. This is my life.

That’s right. (How are we counting contractions? Still two words?)

It is.

Bad take.

Yep. Both sides are on the same side. No need to differentiate between them at all.

We want a spy camera in every home.

What’s next? Every room?

I think they are being downvoted because it sounds like they are complaining about about repercussions from their actions. If, hypothetically, someone said something offensive/racist and got called out for it then their complaints would look a lot like this.

No. This robot vacuum situation is basically the Holocaust, and if you can’t see that then you are complicit. /s

I’m so tired of the banned from reddit posts. I couldn’t care less about stories from people too weak to leave when they should have.

Fuck off. Your log cabin isn’t off grid enough if I have to see you advertising it.

The watched status is reason enough for me to use it. Having to remember what episode you watched last for 4+ shows at a time is annoying.

The next major round of elections is in… A year. When this would expire.

A lot of products that get made fun are. It isn’t profitable to market things towards disabled people, but as seen on TV makes money.

He got it while drunk in the Marines.

Was it you? Did you make the threats as part of your crusade against wikipedia?

Got a have ketchup though.

What the fuck are talking about