Ok, we’ve taken this far enough, I think.

I see they did decide on him in a REMOTE meeting (apparently leadership figured out that perhaps hanging out together in the same building wasn’t the smartest call)?

Haha I’d be like: Uh, no thanks guys, I’m good.

Stop asking questions you already know the answers to.

Isn’t that supposed to be a secret?

Some men with butterfly nets should have come and taken him away to a padded room for his own safety.