Get her a book, maybe from the Diskworld series, its great for big and small.

Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

Hello this is Microsoft tech support heavy Indian accent they usually hang up when I speak my native language or act like I’m really interested in what kind of underwear they are wearing.

Dont need to develop more on perfection

Think we all can agree that the only sensible choise would to convert to Tempel OS…

Is milk sentience, eggs? Or what about dead fish?

I always recommend Diskworld

And you should question why aint she in the kitchen making pies and babies! /s

Like pokemon vs digimon, just in your mouth?

Atm he is snack sized, give him a few years and he will be delicious stew size

The one to the right is stuck and the two others are giving it a push start…

Liquid nitrogen bath, works opposite of a microwave, freezes it from outside and towards the middle.

They dont eat grass but lichen.

20th in 5th in the year of our lord 2023

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