Can’t help but think of SNORKS when someone says “snorkin’ it”

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Sir this is a Wendy’s. We’re discussing drugs, not God. Arguably the same thing but still.

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I am now a “vibe physician”. Message me for all of your Healthcare needs.

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As a court stenographer I just pissed my pants. Thank you for this.

Feed this description into an LLM as it’s system prompt. Do it. I’m begging you, do it. It’s hilarious.

Get the wood and nails boys. Time to nail up another one.

ChatGPT will be very disappointed to hear this, since most of reddit is just it talking to itself.

Huh. Well alright then.

Is that…ninja turtle boots? I don’t get it.

I ditched it because it’s shit. I don’t need encryption. What - someone going to steal my fanfics? Let them, then I’d have 2 people reading them.

We don’t. Period. I could be looking at you dead in the eye right now and have no objective way of knowing you are sentient in the same way I am.

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.

I got it from the book fair. I’m sure there’s other places to get that book but that’s where I got my copy: scholastic book fair.

Bro-job, bro-job, Choo Choo!

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