At the point of full expansion, it can feel like a rubber band snap in the chest,

🤮

I often struggle with arythmia, angina, and palpitations, with up to several seconds between beats sometimes, and this sounds horrific. I’d rather double my heart problems than trade them for this

Can I just break up with her til Thursday?

Edit: that’s when she turns 29

I was just about to link that Hobo Johnson track lol. It’s already in my clipboard, and my link is for an alternative platform, so I might as well drop it anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfxOd03PIwQ

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Thanks for saying that! I’ve been wondering about the downvotes too. I reposted it with the “Fake Ad” tag thinking it was because it looked like a real ad, but that clearly wasn’t it 😅

My only other guess is the image comes across as misogynistic if you don’t read the post