I’m pretty sure no Elizabethan ever said, “I’m so gay for thee,” as an expression of happiness or support. Your phrasing is therefore pretty locked in as “your parents want the gay incest with you,” so maybe you owe OP an apology?

Just sayin’.

This is really Fringe humor.

TROGDOOOOOOR!!!

Feminist snark is much less effective when it’s based an utter ignorance of the science it’s poking fun at.

Further proof that intergenerational criticism in either direction is dumbass bullshit.

Not a woman either but I would think that since pickles don’t burn the inside of your mouth, they wouldn’t burn the inside of a vagina.

Can we please hear from a woman who’s stuck a pickle in her vag? We have a serious scientific inquiry that needs answers.

I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.

I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.

Country gay.

As opposed offline electronic mail.

Turns out you were John Snow the entire time.

Seriously. I have zero problem when I see spiders in my house. I’m like, “Oh, good. Keep it up, bro.” Totally happy to have arachnids around.

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Waffles. Greater surface area = more butter & syrup = higher cholesterol = greater chance of dying from a heart attack = end of existential life crisis. Existence be bullshit.

“What do you have?”

“Childhood.”

Proof that you shouldn’t kill violent extremists, just try to distract people from their influence. Killing them just martyrs them and draws unneeded attention to their cause.

African or European coconut?

That, but fakakted.

Only to play the shitty games that suck ass.

Ah, well, they don’t need to worry about being caught or identified, they can just stop you in the street. I thought you were referring to scammers or something.

would be very useful if masked men approach you and try to photograph you with a potentially illegal biometric collection application.

Anyone trying to collect biometric information in such a brazen manner is not bright enough to use it for anything useful. There are so many more subtle and clandestine ways to obtain it that don’t risk being caught or identified.