Keep trying!

I work so hard to torture my metaphors with precision, and I’m honored when anyone notices. Thank you.

An elf is trying to deliver a very important warning, but is building up the preface to that warning so much, trying to provide a proper analogy for just how important the warning is, that he never actually gets to the point.

Honestly, watching the upvotes and downvotes chase each other on this one is thrilling.

Exactly! You get it.

You can do it!

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Yeah! That’s the spirit!

Don’t give up!

You’ve got this.

I believe in you.

I’m going to come back to this post every now and then to write myself messages of encouragement in the comments.

I can see this isn’t doing as well as some of the other comics on this page, and I fully respect that, but I still think it’s funny. Thank you.