Corn bats
Corn bats
In public, even. 🥵
A woman in a pink dress whose head is obscured by an elbow
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS ON ENERGY
You’ll be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC
Could the letter have been written by a thirsty adult?


To be frank fort a moment… Kentucky doesn’t get any of the nukes


It gets easier and easier to envision the “Peewee German” moniker sticking forever.


Seconded on that Wheeling video


Maybe Garfield can be our Winnie the Pooh
I love hot dogs’ place in our culture.
I can “hear” that buckle
Somewhere there’s a slide with accumulations like a cast iron skillet, one that has tasted you and your friends. 😐
In the voice of the cat from Babe
He’s gonna take Chicago’s chili dogs by any means necessary


“How do I parallel park a car?”
AI Overview: “git gud”


It became a true moral thing, by letting him just say all of this, I felt like I was saying it was okay.
A thousand times, yes.


“Dishonest Harmony” is a term I’ve never heard but wow it is perfect.
This sounds like you encountered an actual road troll, but it could’ve been one of those things akin to 2 people trying to speak at the same time, where it takes 2+ attempts before they figure out who’ll talk and who’ll listen.
The matching of your speed during your pass attempt seems like the primary offense.
The only justification I can concoct is if your passing attempt made the driver realize they were going slow enough to make people wanna pass, and they chose a stupid and inconsiderate time to accelerate. But that possibility is undermined by their subsequent braking. Maybe the braking could’ve been reflexive as they watched you and oncoming traffic approach bumpers, but that’s a second unlikely thing that’d have to be true to shed a troll label.
I knew a guy who was that kind of troll. Riding in the car with him, he’d mutter “don’t pass me” and would go faster purely to avoid being passed. So I know those trolls exist.
You say it was 5-10 seconds before oncoming traffic would arrive. That feels close to me. 5 seconds is too close to be passing in my opinion. 10 seconds sounds safe.
Having not been there myself, I’m can’t feel certain either way. But kudos to you for considering that you might be wrong. Just that fact portrays you as attempting to do right, and lends credibility to the trolliness of the other driver.