In public, even. 🥵

A woman in a pink dress whose head is obscured by an elbow

GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS ON ENERGY

You’ll be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

Could the letter have been written by a thirsty adult?

To be frank fort a moment… Kentucky doesn’t get any of the nukes

It gets easier and easier to envision the “Peewee German” moniker sticking forever.

Seconded on that Wheeling video

Maybe Garfield can be our Winnie the Pooh

I love hot dogs’ place in our culture.

I can “hear” that buckle

Somewhere there’s a slide with accumulations like a cast iron skillet, one that has tasted you and your friends. 😐

In the voice of the cat from Babe

He’s gonna take Chicago’s chili dogs by any means necessary

“How do I parallel park a car?”

AI Overview: “git gud”

It became a true moral thing, by letting him just say all of this, I felt like I was saying it was okay.

A thousand times, yes.

“Dishonest Harmony” is a term I’ve never heard but wow it is perfect.

I’m… lucky?.. that my dad was a shitbag for other reasons. He was already on thin ice prior to 2016. My mom “isn’t interested in politics” but even that’s feeling unforgivable for me nowadays.

My parents have gone from seeing their 2 grandchildren biweekly, to me limiting visits with their 3 grandchildren to 3-4 times a year. Even those times are intentionally with my dad absent, and are only at extended family gatherings.

Fuck. Them. Both.

I wanna ask - for you, has it always seemed like that over the course of 10 years?

I was on social media for what would’ve been 20 years, and I feel like it was 10 years ago that enshittification passed a tipping point.