Bought a 2000 Honda Civic precisely because I don’t want to be spied upon.

Spank my ass cause everything else already does, so it makes my effort almost completely moot.

Nah they developed all that tech in multiple underground bunkers somewhere…

Heron is just there for the “vibes”.

𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺

A sense of humor is terrible thing to waste…

Stop talking and do it then. FAFO.

Mass times velocity equals FUBAR…

Are US troops going to be spread too thin during the next world war?..it’s looking like it.

Reality is really difficult for some people…

Just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

Got sick and tired of those looks so I stopped making them question their reality.

Name checks out…

Shocker…

Can’t lose what you dont have…

Someone replacing the ejecting coffee holder is pinnacle hacker spotting…

Learned about Vacuum Decay when I was 10…it gave me another complex layered on top of my other complex layer cake…

Nah, they are thinking of Kirk Cameron the leader of the free Christian world who also has a side job as a barista at Einstein Bros throwing coffee and bagels…

I tell people I’m boring…what I don’t tell them is the things I do aren’t boring.

Constantine starring Matt Ryan (2014-2015). TV show, one season cliffhanger. Pissed me off when they Firefly’ed it.

Gotta believe in a soul to believe in exorcisms.