So this is how I had to find out it was cancer‽
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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Yeah. It’s much classier to shit one’s pants in the backseat of a total stranger’s car. 💩👖
“Where are you?”
“Right behind you.…”
My grandfather became a hollow dragon to protect a particular rock formation, so if I ever heard his voice saying that while I’m anywhere but that cave I’ll jump outta my scales with a frightened yeep! I love him though.
Any insult towards him is disrespectful towards anyone else that can also fit that insult
Buckled on jazz cabbage
That’s me rn. Not figuratively either, but literally. And no, I will not be providing any proof of this. Just take my word for it.
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who’s quirk is she can’t help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
Professor Oak after a 10yo boy won 8 badges, defeated the elite four, and became champion of the Kanto region:
121·13 days agoI wonder if it was a drag queen? Peaks inside Not a drag queen
6·16 days ago“The tacos come pre-enshittified” rolls for deception
Superman gets more based by the day
Na. That happens in the bedroom
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.
Wtf did my stoner ass just see, and where can I consume more of it?
I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments
“Hold my beer. YEET!”
This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can’t do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.