I was abused by my christian parents.
I would like to live long enough to see humanity mature out of superstition and free the world from human greed.
“Two teeth, two eyes?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
“Hmmm… We could probably save on eyes if we add more to teeth.”
“Yeah, whatever.”
Six… Months… Later…
“Ah, dang it, I showed up late and they’re out of masks. I guess that means I’ll have to use the voice-cancelling ball gag again…”