You sure make these Republicans sound like a contentious people.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit: Spiked-up Blonde hair, itty bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chicolini’s. People can change.

Well, they said no sloppy steaks.

The one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.

If you have a problem with the majestic burning down of slave plantations, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate.

Get your throwing bagels ready.

Well, you see, it’s like rain, but on your wedding day

Sa da tay! His arms open

So I applied, basically, I went out for the team