I’m seeing a recurring theme

Berenstain Bears

Monkey paw finger curls

If not delicious then why delicious shaped?

R O S E …

Jodo Vonce

Wah

Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,

What do you get when they push it through?

A fractured nation, torn apart,

A heavy, heavy, broken heart.

Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears

And forced to use a different peepee poopoo place in the 20s

Obvious shitpost that brought a bit of light and humor to my otherwise mentally ill morning. As the Swifties say: I’m the problem it’s me!

Putting the grin in chagrin

Don’t blob open inside

That’s why the mirror ended up in jail: for targeting the protected class

A perfectly cromulent name.

Your honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!

Go away. Baitin!!

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This sounds like an Onion article headline