“I’m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.”

Xi, probably

If he’s the cook they’re doomed

Germany is in demographic decline soon enough we’ll have plenty of Lebensraum at home

We can paint the shells white…

“Superperforator”

Also gives some A7V vibes

3000 black shuriken of Zaluzhnyi

Seems legit

Three, actually

I find the lack of Bob Semple tank disappointing.

Getting recruited by Misato never ended well for anyone, if I remember correctly.

I know of warships as girls, guns as girls and fighter planes as girls but I’m not aware of tanks as girls.

Fill with confetti and have an arty party

Yeah, like an Attack’em’s

Couple days ago the Russian Black Sea Fleet headquarters were hit by Stormshadow or something

I only partially agree. While children are perfectly capable of operating mortars and machine guns, it is practically impossible for them to move them around to take a new position for example. They just lack the physical strength to do so. Self propelled weaponry, like tanks for example, are the perfect tool for a child. I’ve seen them doing it on TV.