May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

You have it backwards. She doesn’t get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.

“IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!” - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn’t he?

And 2 impeachments

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Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

They’ll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else’s phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I’ve had the phone but it’s nice to know that is an option.

Absolutely

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

So now we know that “vulgarity” is what he named his penis.

Right now it’s Howard Stern 100, but I took about a 5 year break from listening to him until a month ago.

Whoa. This is heavy.

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.