Databases aren’t fireproof. This seems like a good reason to kick things off.

Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

This man’s such a piece of shit even Tyndale didn’t want to stick around.

With all those pipes stealing water, it would sure be a shame if Luigi popped out.

No mass forgiveness, only mass shootings.

Mr. President, a second chat has hit the Signal.

An insane list of demands like that should fall under the “We don’t negotiate with terrorists” clause right?