Hah, he misspelled Donakd.

Excuse me, ma’am, I’m looking for a woman that looks just like you but is a redhead. Have you seen her?

“No…”

Damn. Okay. Thanks. gunman walks off, dissapointed

“Whew, glad I dyed my hair.”

“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

That’s just like your opinion, man.

Why nout?

We alsou have to start adding U’s in places that nourmally only have O’s.

I came here to say this.

I am exhausted.

we’ll need to hold another election

It depends on how likely you think this is to happen, I guess. Trump stated in his campaign that if he is elected no one will ever need to vote again. He is now talking about there being ways he could have a third term. He may fail at his plan, but it seems he is planning to remain president for a long time. We saw what happened last time he lost an election, and he seems more brazen now than he was then.

“Stagnation is almost certain, and stagnation is slow-motion failure.”

This has some strong Ricky Bobby vibes, “If you ain’t first, you’re last.” I never have understood how companies are supposed to have unlimited growth. At some point when every human on earth that can use their service/product is already doing so, where else is there to go? Isn’t stagnation being almost certain just a reality of a finite world?

Don’t forget the paddles! They also “slammed” Trump by holding up paddles. So brave.

If that doesn’t work, the judge can throw him off Hell In A Cell, and plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet. Tech bros reinventing things: https://youtu.be/3jhTnk3TCtc

The American dream!

That might actually make football bearable.

That’s the joke.

This sounds nice, but what is your actual proposal for how to spend $10,000?

Jason Shin ate an orange glued to a floor he paid 13.7 thousand pokemon cards for? Who? What? Why should I care?

This is not exactly answering the question asked, but I loved the album What It Is to Burn by Finch. If you could wear out CDs by playing them, I would have worn that one out. I bought their second album as soon as it came out without ever hearing a single song. I assumed I would love every song on the second album the same as the first. They had completely changed their style. It was maybe not awful, but it definitely wasn’t my style. I literally ended up using it under the leg of a wobbly table.

I heard “Through Glass” by Stone Sour, and I liked it so much that I bought the full album. That ended up being the only song of theirs I liked.