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3 days agonah, nuts implies two (or more!)
My life’s chronicle unspools as a solemn procession of splendid misjudgments, each one a quiet funeral for my own better nature, and I tally this long ledger of questionable choices with the dry satisfaction of a man who finds his own poor decisions delightfully entertaining.


nah, nuts implies two (or more!)
I am seriously skeptical that that is a real gun that could fire without exploding, let alone you being able to hang on to it if it didn’t. you’re certainly not getting more than a couple shots max out of that before it and your hand is a mangled mess.