I’m not sure this is an ADHD nod, just poking fun at the irony of conflicting urges.

I’ve definitely felt this kinda weird urge, although once I get started and get the “fuck” and “no” urges I’m usually too invested and stubborn and stupid to actually stop.

Open-backed headphones in public will have everyone around you hearing your music no? Doesn’t seem suitable for public transport for example.

And I just don’t like in-ear anymore… Used them for about a decade but it’s always discomfort and trying to get them in just right, and I tried so many models. Not to mention you need to clean your ears all the time or risk pushing the wax deeper into your ear canal each time (or getting it all over the ear bud)

For me personally, the sweat is a small price to pay for the comfort and sound quality of over-ear headphones. Plus they’re harder to lose!

Alternative version:

“Soon, I will no longer be needed, and I will wither away and transform into TRUE communism!”

Next panel:

“Now that you helped us with the revolution, you are no longer needed, and will wither away in prison!”

how would a cave form on the moon? impacts just leave craters right? And there’s no water that could move stuff around, and no tectonic activity

lemmy crop that for you

no this is a joke pretending that these are the lyrics to “Stripped” by Depeche Mode

thank you. long live the lepidopterans!

Can somebody explain the comment? They all look like butterflies, not moths

That’s why I added the word “vanilla”

I agree except for the heteronormative part. What does the confusion of these terms have to do with heteronormativity?

Hi! Peter here to explain the mene. Since all the other answers are wrong, here’s the actual answer:

Top means the person who penetrates the other (the bottom). The term originates from gay sex, since there it can be very important who is penetrating who. But it can also be applied to other sex (not just homosexual cis men). In the meme above, the implication would be that l Lois uses a strap-on or other kind of dildo to penetrate the delivery driver.

Top often, but not always goes hand-in-hand with domination (dom/sub). Hence the dominatrix-like outfit Lois is putting on.

That is dom. Top means to penetrate the other

For vanilla cis hetero sex it doesn’t apply since the man is always the top and the woman is always the bottom.

top means the one who penetrates the other. What you’re describing is a dom

The implication being that bombing Iran was the right thing to do but Trump just didn’t do it the right way? I’m gonna have to strongly disagree. This feels totally out of character for this comic

She was the one who was deemed a security threat, but the child was not allowed to re-enter Germany even when they appealed (thr appeal got delayed since a judge ruled it wasn’t urgent). Make it make sense

I don’t see a microscope

It kind of is, if the world were flat it wouldn’t look much different I reckon, except when you’re in exceptionally flat places like oceans or large lakes. And even then, due to clouds, fog, dust, smog and atmospheric scattering, things far away are harder to see

I think unless you are up very high, most tall distant things are covered by buildings and mountains.

If you are in, say, the eastern part of cairo, you might be only 20km from the pyramids of giza. However if there was a normal sized house even just 1km away in the same direction, it would be big enough to cover the pyramids entirely.

Then there is also mountain ranges. Even if you were on top of the Burj Khalifa with a really good telescope, multiple mountains would block your view. You would need to be multiple Burj Khalifa’s higher up in the air to see the pyramids of Giza from there.

And then there’s clouds, fog, dust, smog and last but not least atmospheric scattering of light, obscuring things more and more the further away they are.