I’m hoping a federal abortion ban would be unenforceable in states that guarantee protections

hmm but there will surely be a lot of phase changes with a drop in energy so substantial. we need our top scientists on this asap

that’s basically just a casserole without some extra ingredients. sounds great to me

I’m so excited for severance season 2. I can’t fathom how they could recreate the perfection of season 1 but I have my hopes up regardless

Such a fantastic show, killed in its prime:(

I’ve always been full stack and feel like I’d be bored just focusing on one area. am I deluding myself?

probably goes without saying, but Doritos locos tacos. if you really want to violate your senses you can order a cheesy gordita crunch with a Doritos locos shell

oh noooo icons sharing a common design language and color scheme? the absolute horror.

if you can’t tell the difference between these icons i have a great educational resource for you

start crying!:D

farfgeld is sending me

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

I’m still waiting for webassembly to take off

lol literally. like yes… that’s the point of being rich. unless you have literal scrouge mcduck fantasies of diving into an ocean of momey

Not an iPhone user but if there’s one thing that is making me want to switch it’s the ads and bloatware. Spending $1000+ on a device that shows ads inside the system apps and includes software like ESPN and Facebook that you can’t uninstall without serious technical know-how is insane. Are the profit margins really that bad on smartphone hardware??

I agree with the sentiment but that is aggravatingly fake

I too took middle school health class

ooh buddy you’re in for a treat

Oh man, I didn’t think that’d work haha… Kind of you to offer but I was recently promoted and wouldn’t feel right leaving now. Partially out of respect for my boss and partially because we are severely understaffed. But seriously, thanks for offering to ask around. Very generous of you to offer your help to a stranger ❤️

sounds like a cool job y’all hiring haha jk unless

omg u think I’m skinny😍😍