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You’re supposed to sniff the liquid that came with em. Cleans your head.

I worked with a gal named Lu who ran an industrial laser cutter, wore overalls, and was really into guns. Like, she owned several hundred rare antique ones - not stuff you just take out and shoot on the weekend.

No problem, Lu. You’re my best friend.

Sorry for the late response, I was saving a bear from a baby attack

Well, I mean, today is not my birthday, but I legitimately am 37.

Oh there’s plenty of sounding. That’s what I meant. I put a theremin in my pee hole.

My wife has been dead for 40 years.

Also, I’m 37

or IS it???

theremin sounds

Oh that was a euphemism for taking a shit

Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I’m a habitual liar.

Nah not really lol

And while I’m driving my wife to the hospital to have our baby… how fortuitous!

I hadn’t heard about the sexual allegations, I don’t think. When?

Hey it says we’re the best! Wooo!

Yeah, but it’s the equivalent of the Pepe Silvia meme. The equations don’t mean anything. Only in this instance, when you look again, you see that it’s not an equation at all, but actually just a bunch of swastikas, 88s, 311s, and a 100%

Leave it to the British to yoink a new pharaoh out of the ground. The museum attendance must be down.

Your username, lol

I just figured it was generated by a script or something, but I gotta say, you should go hide yourself somewhere or something. I think Pops might’ve had enough crystal for a while. Dude needs to chill and take a nap.

“These bitchin’-ass mofos be 'scovern errthan.”

First of all, that second url made me chuckle. “Turns up bizarre sea creatures like nothin.” Like, “Check it homie, these fuckin’ scientists are discovering shit like it ain’t nothin’. Shiiiiiiit.”

Secondly, it makes me think of a baby Old One. Look at it. With it’s lil tentacles and stuff. Gross little creature. Ugh. Praise him.

Didn’t they do that already?