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Shit. Maybe I’ve already had a lobotomy then because that sounds familiar, lol. Maybe I should hope for Down syndrome instead.

I appreciate the sentiment though.

I don’t know if I can ever truly be happy again. Not without a lobotomy.

How about “How’d you know my roommate’s name??”

That’s close enough for me.

I just woke up so I can’t formulate it, but there’s some joke about chivalry having an extramarital affair in my presence.

Exactly, lol. That’s noble, right?

I posted the full story in another comment, but that is the jist of it

I finally read the entirety of your comment, as I had wrongly assumed you had just quoted me the whole time (might wanna check your markup btw)

But yes, I’ve been sober for 7 years now. We maintain a loose friendship, like stereotypical men do with one another; he did not sleep with the girl, but his wife did sleep with her boss a few years after this whole kerfuffle. Is that irony?

Also maybe make sure there’s a second friend nearby at all times.

“You think I’m going to just let you ruin your marriage? You’re my best friend. I’ll kill you you stupid bastard.”

She slept with her boss a couple years later. Guess you can’t win em all.

A lot of whiskey and rum, lol

No but seriously, yeah. It was pretty stupid.

“I’ll keep you from ruining your marriage by ending your life.” Seemed pretty solid at the time.

Yeah I had some issues I guess. Though, to be fair, I also never murdered anyone.

We were working together in a different state; he kept talking about this girl we worked with; we got drunk at her place- some of us (me) drunker than others; he gave me a ride back to the house we were renting and then went back to the party; I was convinced he was gonna sleep with the girl, and was infuriated he’d do that to his lovely wife and their daughter; I got my pistol and was gonna shoot him when he got home; I was too drunk to chamber a round; our other roommate was there and wrestled the gun away from me.

It’s an insane bit of logic. “In order to keep you from ruining your marriage, I’m going to kill you.”

His wife ended up sleeping with her boss a few years later, too, so. 🤷‍♂️

When I was an alcoholic, I wanted to keep my best friend from ruining his marriage by having an affair, so I tried to murder him with a gun. Pretty sure I would’ve gone about it differently had I been sober.

Your only argument was that you feel wronged by people you don’t know anything about but that you claim to know intimately. Now I’m going to stop interacting with you, and you’re going to pretend that you won a debate due to your wit and intelligence.

Have fun being a little retard. See you in Hell.

Bum boy, lol.

You love making assumptions. My turn: I think you’re just looking for an argument. You’ve got your mind made up about the world around you, you’ve decided you’re the good guy, and “fighting the good fight” justifies whatever beliefs you want to have. I’d say you sound like a right-wing nutjob, but you honestly just come across as an angry little boy who learned a new word that makes his father upset. I’m sorry he’s mean to you. You should try to break the cycle instead of becoming the abusive tool that he is.