

I just think I need to sneeze and I do it. Not instant, but it usually happens within a few seconds.


“And if you bring a friend I’ll give you 15% cash back. YOU’RE MAKING MONEY TO TAKE THIS CLASS”


What you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - “select” is a secret codeword that means “garbage”
No offense if that’s your brand.


Interesting and noted for my future endeavors


I also got excited about roller derby women until I realized what I was reading. And then I got really excited.


I’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it.
Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.


I’ll go ask his hologhost.


Mensinator is the name of the drummer in my gwar tribute band.


Does nobody think that Ozzy would think it’s rad as fuck that he’s an undying digital ghost? I think he might enjoy it. I remember when he first saw a remote. The man loves tech.


And this is financial advice, too!


But they said IANAL and also I’m not a lawyer. So it has to be what I think it is.
Fair enough. I agree, I was just curious.