I’ll be honest, I’ll listen to anything because I’m nosy as fuck

Call me “the boss’ ass” cause of how nosy I be

I’m like a fuckin’ truffle.

For his next interview he should try to make his own head explode

Ah yes. I do love gyros.

The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn’t greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they’re lowering a cartoon blanket?

There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.

I’m practicing

Guffaw

MARGARET??

lol, nah that’d be funny.

Read the body of the post, Presumption Man

I’ve had my rough patches as well. Depression -> addiction -> tunnel vision. Took a couple of close calls, but we made it. High-fives in the chat

Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo

Wasn’t my trap, but also it’s government housing; they’re lucky we aren’t required to waterboard them.

I feel like I’m having deja vu right now. Have you told this story here before? Do I have dementia?

At any rate, I admire these people. The tramps, not the slobs. So free.

Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?

I know a guy that literally lives under a bridge. Gets offered jobs all the time, but would rather walk around picking up cans to recycle for cash, and then he goes back to his catwalk.

Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend

Who doesn’t like sneezing?

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY 😭 WHY?! WHYYY??? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL SAFE WAHHHH

(from far away) sorrrrryyyyyy

Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.

I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.