So the dish and the spoon ran away to evade a conspiracy charge???

I use those tape guns at my job all the time. They still piss me off frequently.

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First time this strip got me to laugh. Keep it up!

A customer at my workplace does this routinely, then shoves the paper in and flushes. The result is a clogged toilet and a bowl full of soggy paper and shit. And guess who usually gets to clean it up…