NutWrench

This takes “what the market will bear” to a new level. I haven’t been to McDonald’s in years and now I have even less reason to go.

“Come OUT, demons!”

“We weren’t trying to make a political statement,” Smith told Michigan outlet WJRT.

The fark you weren’t.

My esteem for Boston Dynamics just went into the toilet. They know exactly what ICE is. What a way to end 15 years of innovation and admiration.

If a foreign government were systematically dismantling the US’s military, what would they be doing differently than what Trump is doing now?

The ICC is an international criminal court, based in The Hague, Netherlands. Trump gets f*ck all to say about “dismantling it.” He’s more worried about how the ICC will be used against HIM, once he’s no longer president.

You’d think that a people for whom the words, “never again” carry special significance would get the irony of carrying out a deliberate genocide for the last 4 decades.

Good luck proving a duress password with a wiped phone. The government can claim it. Now let them prove it.

“I’m saying it right now,” Homan said. “There’s still going to be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth and let ICE enforce the laws that they enacted.”

No. And. You can’t make me.

We know for sure that we don’t want the 19th century robber baron capitalism that we currently have.

CNN refused to broadcast President Donald Trump’s White House address on Thursday, July 16, after his “history of false statements.”

Bullshit. What’s the real reason, CNN? Because you’ve been covering for Trump and sane washing his BS for years.

Yeah, there’s no way THAT could ever come back to bite them in the ass. Like, if a dictator told us that the entire Senate had voted to dissolve itself and let him do whatever he wants forever.

WTF is a “DEI bike lane?” Does your bike need to be fabulous to use it?

This. Even in death, McConnell is still farking the country over.

If Mitch was found unconscious and the paramedics had to do CPR on him before they transported him to the hospital, then I think he’s either dead or brain dead. I think his handlers are going to play “Weekend at Bernies” with him until it’s <90 days before the midterms to prevent a special election or an appointment by the KY governor to replace him. Once they figure out what to do with him, his health will “suddenly take a turn for the worse.” I’m guessing by October.

If Mitch is conscious but “locked in” he HAS to know by now that his condition is hopeless and that he’s only being kept alive for political reasons. What a kick in the ass that must be.

May he burn in Turtle Hell.

The only way they would re-hiring ME is as a contractor. My rate would be at least 3 times my previous, hourly rate, I will set strict limits on my hours and you will pay me at the end of each day. In cash.

If you can’t even challenge the legality of your detention, then you don’t live in a law-abiding nation. That leaves only one way to challenge the state and I guarantee they’re not going to like it.

A lot longer than “Jim Justice.” But then, my family name is important to me and I don’t treat it like an accessory in order to sell myself to hillbillies.

What a stupid f*cking made-up name. “Sheriff Buford T Justice” was a character from a comedy movie. Just because “Smokey and The Bandit” did it doesn’t mean you should emulate it. Also, what’s with all the red state politicians with names like Bucky or Buddy or Skip? Those are childrens names.

You can literally see sheets of blue paint, floating in Brawndo-colored water. Sure, Donald. Tell us more about the “vandals.”