NutWrench

What idiots are downvoting this? Four members of ICE, a group lying nazi shiatheads, accused the woman they detained of lying to them, despite the fact that she had the necessary idenfication.

Then, after she pointed out that her detention could be cleared up with a single phone call, they refused to do it and tried to steal her phone when she tried to call.

Being able to use my magical talking rock to talk to people on the other side of the planet.

Because their masters don’t want that topic talked about. This is that “liberal news media” that conservatives keep yammering on about. The one that’s owned and controlled by a half dozen billionaires.

Miller should be grateful that “lagging numbers” are the worst thing he’s had to deal with, so far. We’ve been FAR more patient with ICE than they deserve.

She doesn’t expect Trump to be around much longer. Also, Vice President Couch Farker is going to need his own Vice President when that happens. She’s dialing down the crazy so she can get the VP slot.

If Trump goes to prison, the only “Big Beautiful Bill” he’ll be remembered for is his cellmate.

So the Republicans have gone from defending Trump to defending statutory r*pe in general. The law is really clear on what that is.

Nobody wants to work for Trump. Just for liability reasons, if nothing else.

Wendys, if you stopped reheating your burgers so they’d taste better, maybe you wouldn’t have to close so many stores.

So he doesn’t actually practice Christianity, then. He just uses it as an accessory.

Trump touted on his Truth Social platform Wednesday that Walmart’s Thanksgiving dinner this year was “down 25% since under Sleepy Joe Biden!”

Can you believe the balls on this a$$hole?

Democratic support for a potential deal to reopen the government has crumbled because of deep mistrust among Senate Democrats over whether they can trust Trump to act in good faith to extend health insurance subsidies or to stop firing federal workers.

The answer to that question is always NO. It’s always Cash Up Front with Trump. You never trust him to keep his word. Ever.

But you don’t understand! He felt the impact of the sandwich through his body armor!

Sandwich Guy is my Hero.

Harlan also wanted the episode “City on the Edge of Forever” to be WAY darker but that was not the kind of universe Gene was making. Harlan was a difficult guy to work with.

Yup. You’d think that a people for whom the words “never again” carry special significance would understand the irony of carrying out genocide.

“Open Relationships” are what you do when you don’t take sex (or intimacy in general) seriously. It doesn’t end well.

GOP strategist tells Americans about to lose food assistance to make ‘better choices’

Like voting.

You can’t call yourselves a “think tank” if all your ideas are stupid.