NutWrench

If Trump goes to prison, the only “Big Beautiful Bill” he’ll be remembered for is his cellmate.

So the Republicans have gone from defending Trump to defending statutory r*pe in general. The law is really clear on what that is.

Nobody wants to work for Trump. Just for liability reasons, if nothing else.

Wendys, if you stopped reheating your burgers so they’d taste better, maybe you wouldn’t have to close so many stores.

So he doesn’t actually practice Christianity, then. He just uses it as an accessory.

Trump touted on his Truth Social platform Wednesday that Walmart’s Thanksgiving dinner this year was “down 25% since under Sleepy Joe Biden!”

Can you believe the balls on this a$$hole?

Democratic support for a potential deal to reopen the government has crumbled because of deep mistrust among Senate Democrats over whether they can trust Trump to act in good faith to extend health insurance subsidies or to stop firing federal workers.

The answer to that question is always NO. It’s always Cash Up Front with Trump. You never trust him to keep his word. Ever.

But you don’t understand! He felt the impact of the sandwich through his body armor!

Sandwich Guy is my Hero.

Harlan also wanted the episode “City on the Edge of Forever” to be WAY darker but that was not the kind of universe Gene was making. Harlan was a difficult guy to work with.

Yup. You’d think that a people for whom the words “never again” carry special significance would understand the irony of carrying out genocide.

“Open Relationships” are what you do when you don’t take sex (or intimacy in general) seriously. It doesn’t end well.

GOP strategist tells Americans about to lose food assistance to make ‘better choices’

Like voting.

You can’t call yourselves a “think tank” if all your ideas are stupid.

Unless it involved keeping terrorists like ICE out of the neighborhood, I’m gonna call bullsh*t on that.

“Should have bought a baguette.”

Get or build a PC instead of getting a console. Introduce to kid to games. After a while, say “you know, computers can do other stuff besides play games” and introduce the kid to that as well.

Tell them to keep their personal life completely separate from their online life. NO personal info shared online.

The filing — which asked a judge to sentence Taranto to 27 monThat unsparing description of the Capitol riot was notable, as Mr. Trump has called Jan. 6 a “day of love” and referred to the rioters as “hostages.”

We literally watched a farking riot happen. Live. On TV. This is how stupid Trump and the GOP think you are. “You gonna trust US or your lying eyes?”

That’s something internal to the state, that the state will have to deal with, like “CyberNinjas.” What Trump wants is to directly interfere with election results, using Feds. The law is really clear that the states run their own elections.

States are. Trump’s “monitors” have no authority to go anywhere where the state tells them not to go. They have no authority to “review” or change anything.