Mr Fish

So do I. Thankfully, new Zealand doesn’t have any snakes or deadly spiders.

Got too many concrete ships? Who wants some ice cream!

Maybe it’s a watties thing. Or it’s a kiwi thing. We don’t get heinz as much here.

You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

Then someone got really confused and there’s now a line of swords stuck in the ground around a paddock.

if you’re poor then go fuck yourself I guess?

Seems to be a common theme