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from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

alights the Thew signal

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?

“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”

“What makes you say that?”

Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

eurobeat track intensifies

repentant thieves

Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit

Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location

“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”

“Grand! Is it framed yet?”

“Is it WHAT.”

“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”

“The… I will be right back.”

an angry purple cat runs about in the background

Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk

aww yuss, ferret stories