Yeah…because the West Bank is just like your community’s next “neighborhood over,” right? I provided context not included in the title. Just because you can’t handle the truth doesn’t mean you won’t hear it.

Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that they found that teenaged Israeli lad dead, could it?

I was hoping for a recording of the news release about this discovery in that helium-elevated voice.

Title SHOULD read…

“North Korea launches a suspected intermediate-range ballistic missile that can reach distant US bases…ONCE.”

NK would be a smoldering pile of radioactive ash before it made a second launch. And Lil’ Kim knows it.

Harry Chapin

Or

Karen Carpenter

(I know, they’re kinda sappy but they were on my Playlist when I was young and in love.)

It’s not an utter fabrication. There are nieces. There are Chinese nieces. There are Chinese nieces who are kids. There are Chinese nieces who are kids and take naps. Ergo, there are Chinese niece kid nappings. There is a George Santos. See? All better. (Santos’s ‘Spinner-in-Chief,’ probably.)