Kanye, so it tracks

Yep the vanguard are making a showing this weekend - if this is the start I’m liking where we’re headed. Canadians pay attention, I know you’ve been looking for signs of life. I hope this helps you guys relax even a tiny bit.

Anyone speaking of secession - please, read history. We do not want to do that again, I don’t care what you believe in, it is a terrible idea. Please think it through beyond how admittedly awesome it would be in theory alone.

He provided a shit ton of federal student debt forgiveness. It wasn’t blanket, the Supreme Court blocked that, but I know a good number of people who had theirs discharged.

I really miss the Nintendo Selects, but I’m pretty sure those died with the digital push.

I’ll be real here: no one irl cares, we’re so careless with our language people understand what you mean more by vibes than vocabulary. I’ve not heard a single person take umbrage with female outside of the internet.

Freedom juice, bootstrap subscriptions, and trickle down polymers

Don’t even give him that much credit, he’s merely Prince John.

Good. I don’t care what it is, I’ll take something over nothing.

“Media bias fact check” isn’t a good source in itself - McSweenys does have satire, but is a well-respected literary publication. They’ve branched out over the years but this is still very much in their wheelhouse. It was created by Dave Eggers. Quick edit, yes this site itself is literally billed as humor but McSweenys as a whole is not

I buy almost all my switch games on carts. Getting harder though as many indie titles only get limited releases in like artisanal batches when ffs I just want a cart…

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

Training, wheels,

Totoro~ (*´∀`)♪