My friends call this my “accent”.

Anything by Mel Brooks

Whose spez?

Thank you for responding. He is my husband and I’m a school principal. I never get pitty for him.

My SO is in a non air prison. He tried cleaning a dirty screen because it was so dirty no came through. It didn’t work.

I’ve had a rough 2 years, I think I’m looking forward to going back to school this year. (Teacher)

I’m 45 taking my 73 year old aunt to see it.

This is what I was coming here for.

The Michigan one. Made me laff.

That, my friend, was hilarious.

Those also describe the state of Florida and Texas.