JailElonMusk

Let’s kill two birds with one stone.

Can we start a GoFundMe for the purchase of Tik Tok to be ran by these LGBTQ+ groups?

Then they wouldn’t need donors…

Hear me out on this:

1. It’d be fabulous, and they’d do a great job.
2. The dance videos (and their funding) would improve dramatically.
3. Fuck billionaires.

I’ll take urgent threat to our democracy, our freedoms, and our position as leader of the free world for $500, Alex.

If John Barron needs help he can tap in James Donald Bowman.

Oops I mean James David Hamel.

Sorry I meant J.D. Vance.

From Junk Drawer Vance himself “Any old D name would have done, so long as it wasn’t Donald,”

Hope his passport doesn’t expire before 2026, actually wait I hope it does!

The only time I have agreed with Felon Musk.

I’m pretty sure I watched a very persuasive infomercial from our president on why we should buy them.

This is obviously due to the liberal media brainwashing consumers not to buy them.

OR…

It’s produced by a Nazi.

It could be that this vehicle has averaged a major recall every 60 days since release.

Gas pedal detaches itself for spontaneous fully automated joy rides.

It looks like what happened if oops all polygons fucked a roll of tinfoil.

It rusts, the panels fly off, and if you take it through a car wash it’ll total it.

It hasn’t lived up to any of the hype or range estimates stated.

The trailer hitch is held on by the polycarbonate (plastic that went to college) frame, so enjoy causing a massive traffic fatality while towing (even within the recommended towing capacity specs).

It’s 14 times more dangerous than the Ford Pinto which was on the market 3x longer and became synonymous with explosions.

Lastly, it’s become a way of explicitly telling the world I have a $100,000 truck and a $10 brain.

Is this the same Bayer company that made the Zyklon B pesticide used in Adolf Hitler’s gas chambers?

I am shocked, that they wouldn’t warn consumers that their products cause cancer and then would want to cover it up?

Shocked, I tell you.

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That’s a good little free speech absolutist.

Remove content you are responsible for creating because you are self incriminating yourself.

Billionaire fear is back on the menu boys!

Keep it up and one day we’ll toast to his incarceration, hopefully with all the “empathy and due process” they’ve been showing to our America citizens and green card holders.

Lock him up!

It should say

“Moscow Mitch, who dedicated his spineliness chinless life to pumping dark money into America politics and selling out his constituents, the constitution, and our freedoms just realized people may not like that”.

Could it just be that their brains are defective?

There once was a man named Musk,

Whose kindness was starting to rust.

He trimmed what he could,

For the wealthy, he’d stood,

While the needy were left in the dust.

As the child of boomers, I couldn’t agree more. This is something I’ve been struggling to find as well.

For those that need some musical/cultural inspiration as I did:

1. My favorite Hip-hop song to protest to: https://youtu.be/y9oUnC8JtXY
2. My favorite Dance song to protest to: https://youtu.be/PuWVgVkMiHE
3. Best Comedian to make you laugh about MAGAts (emphasis on the low T): Cliff Cash https://youtu.be/PPkqBK_Tox0

Best overall peaceful protest vibes:

Rage Against the Machines station on Spotify.

This is what inspires me, if you have anything that inspires you please share! Let’s give each other hope to change the world.