The problem is that when someone fucks up you can fire them. When the AI fucks up… it’s the entire company at blame. But AI hallucinates so what do you do? Capitalism gonna capitalism I guess it’s just the price of doing business.

“this is normal workplace stuff tho right gais? We all do this jeez.”

Never bought it for a reason…always online for a fucking offline game, with mtx out the ass. Yeah no thanks.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: A Terry Crews Rendition

Scene 1: Snow White’s Introduction

Snow White (Terry Crews) is introduced as a charismatic and strong character, loved by all animals in the forest. He’s strong but gentle, charming, and not afraid to show his emotional side. He sings to the animals with a deep, booming voice, a hilarious contrast to the original character’s high-pitched singing.

Snow White: (singing in deep voice) “I’m wishing, (I’m wishing) for the one I love, to find me, (to find me) today…”

Scene 2: Meeting the Huntsman

The Queen orders the Huntsman to bring back Snow White’s heart. However, the Huntsman cannot bring himself to harm Snow White, who’s flexing his muscles and humming a cheerful tune.

Huntsman: “I… I can’t do it. Forgive me, Snow White.”

Snow White: (flexing) “No worries, man. Everyone has a hard time dealing with these guns.”

Scene 3: Discovering the Cottage

Upon discovering the dwarfs’ cottage, Snow White starts cleaning. However, instead of the delicate tidying of the original, Terry Crews’ Snow White lifts heavy furniture single-handedly and dusts with a peacock feather duster, all while maintaining a contagious cheerfulness.

Snow White: “Well, this place needs a little muscle love. Let’s get to it!”

Scene 4: Meeting the Dwarfs

Snow White wins over the dwarfs with his charm and kindness. His interactions with the dwarfs are playful and endearing, unlike the traditional motherly role of the original Snow White.

Snow White: “You guys could use some protein in your diet. What do you say, tomorrow we start the day with a proper workout and a protein shake?”

Scene 5: The Poison Apple

When the Queen, disguised as an old woman, offers Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White is hesitant but doesn’t want to be rude. He takes a bite and collapses in a dramatic, comedic fashion.

Snow White: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? But just to be sure… (flexes arm)…proteins are better.”

Scene 6: The Prince’s Kiss

When the Prince arrives to awaken Snow White, he’s taken aback by Snow White’s size. However, he’s determined to break the spell. The moment is played for laughs, with the Prince struggling to lean over Snow White.

Prince: “I… I’ve come to break the spell…”

Snow White (waking up): “Did I hit the snooze button again?”

Spend every minute of every second with my son and the people I love. This is like taking a cruise where you’re never coming back but with the knowledge of when the cruise is leaving. That would be amazing.

You will be shocked to learn that the pushback against green energy is actually intensifying as the heat comes. A lot of consrrvstives are saying the heat waves aren’t even real.

God damn this never gets old.

Nah not the ones that caused this

Just a dude hooking up wire. Baghdad looks pretty modernized these days shockingly.

Working exactly as designed.

Anytime I see the phrase “it is essential” now I automatically think “ah chatgpt write it”. Regardless, I’m surprised something like this even required a rebuke.

How the fuck is this the minorities problem? That sounds like a government problem

Middle class suffers slightly: “let’s start blaming minorities, immigrants, gay people, and start removing human rights for them.”

"I can’t read indictments, am not a lawyer, and have zero understanding of what he’s actually being charged with also it’s all bullshit"

You guys are such npcs.

I would kill for Gavin Newsom led democrats.