And hysterectomies.

“Great, honey! You made me gay!”

The best part is no matter what health insurance he has (or doesn’t have), that’s gonna be expensive as fuck by the end of the year.

When you have too many cooks in the kitchen, it’s okay to hate some things on the menu. Unfortunately, the hired cooks are coming from the same awful school.

That was green milk and that is a travesty of a Star Wars film. Tiddies couldn’t save that wreck.

That’s where the burning bush comes in.

Holy shit. This is the best thing.