Was it the Swedes who said something to the effect of “We aren’t going to reward someone who brings a bucket to extinguish the fire they started.”

That is accurate.

Yeah, that was weird timing.

Game recognize game.

They didn’t handle Mitch’s reboots very well either.

Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”

“Two weeks” Now, where have I heard that before?

Despite showing up every day.

10 years too late for this, but better late than never. That was funny as shit. He such an absolute fraud (and pedophile, don’t forget that) and our fearless republican congress let this happen (don’t forget that either).

A funny question would have been to have him detail the end-to-end lifecycle of a California ballot. Then he could enlighten the world where in that process it all becomes fraudulent. It means a lot more than us, or worse yet - him, “just looking at it”.

His words are just a waste of calories. His existence should serve only as an example to current and future generations. And, finally, his grave as both a monument to greed, cowardice and negligence of duty. …Oh, and a urinal, naturally.

This was the only one of his that I couldn’t wrap my head around. I initially landed on #1, but 3 is definitely his type of humor. Good call

The same JD Vance that stoked racist phobias against Haitians for eating people’s pets?

It was sure nice of him to hand over ownership so they could begin that process. What a guy.

Open his mind, so to speak.

Just sell them a gold phone.

I knew a guy who, maybe 25 years ago, got hit in the face by a large, expended, firework mortar shell because he was enjoying the fireworks on his back in the show’s restricted area (for that very reason). This seems like that, but significantly more dangerous. These cats are crazy being that close.

If anyone was wondering, half his face looked like he tried head-butting a fire hydrant.

But what did the US get out of all of this? I mean apart from a need to manufacture more weapons to replace the ones we expended.

If I wasn’t mistaken, it would appear that we are a bit worse off than before.

Incidentally, there are a lot of pedophiles in the Epstein files that need investigated. While we are at it, we should investigate the root cause of this Iran war and hold people accountable.

…bless my cotton socks. I know. A boy can dream, can’t he? Assuming, of course, the dreaming is still legal.

“Sigh. What’s Kid Rock’s number again?”

If we aren’t wiping our asses with them. That would be poetic though.

Final fighter gets a chance to steal the title from Beef Supreme.

Art of the deal.