Final fighter gets a chance to steal the title from Beef Supreme.

Art of the deal.

“See that over there? It’s the end of America.”

It’s a plutocracy disguised as a democracy

• Trump: Look, I need the keys to your apartment, I gotta take a shower.

• Xi: What’s wrong with your shower?

• Trump: There’s no water pressure.

• Xi: Why don’t you just go see Kim?

• Trump: Kim’s got nothing. Vlad’s got nothing. You’re the only one I know who’s got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.

This is one of the many forms of that. Yes

Ha. And might I add, “Ha”.

I can only imagine the look on his face right now.

Well, try replacing more people with AI and see what happens, you fucking peanuts. It doesn’t matter how good it is, it removes another salary that would have bought your enshitified, disposable, polluting product or unnecessary subscription. Even a basic dickhead could figure that out.

Starve the plankton, the whales eventually die. Or better yet, when the poor have nothing more to eat, they will then eat the rich.

They could always throw his goofy ass out onto the sidewalk and lock the door

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Odd way to say “flee the uprising”

He should first familiarize himself with Nicolae Ceaușescu and how well his grifting and bullshitting worked out for him. Firing squads might sound less romantic after that.

That is wonderful news. There are the kinds of headlines I enjoy waking up to.

There could be cubes the size of gorillas.

That’s bad news, TubularTittyFrog.

It would be if it wasn’t exactly what I have come to expect.

Jesus Chad Christ that was funny. The headline alone was great, but the video 😚👌

Interesting, if true. Not totally doubting you, but at least they don’t reward that behavior when the evidence is laid bare. Granted it shouldn’t take public exposure to take action, but this is where we are at so far.