This was the only one of his that I couldn’t wrap my head around. I initially landed on #1, but 3 is definitely his type of humor. Good call

The same JD Vance that stoked racist phobias against Haitians for eating people’s pets?

It was sure nice of him to hand over ownership so they could begin that process. What a guy.

Open his mind, so to speak.

Just sell them a gold phone.

I knew a guy who, maybe 25 years ago, got hit in the face by a large, expended, firework mortar shell because he was enjoying the fireworks on his back in the show’s restricted area (for that very reason). This seems like that, but significantly more dangerous. These cats are crazy being that close.

If anyone was wondering, half his face looked like he tried head-butting a fire hydrant.

But what did the US get out of all of this? I mean apart from a need to manufacture more weapons to replace the ones we expended.

If I wasn’t mistaken, it would appear that we are a bit worse off than before.

Incidentally, there are a lot of pedophiles in the Epstein files that need investigated. While we are at it, we should investigate the root cause of this Iran war and hold people accountable.

…bless my cotton socks. I know. A boy can dream, can’t he? Assuming, of course, the dreaming is still legal.

“Sigh. What’s Kid Rock’s number again?”

If we aren’t wiping our asses with them. That would be poetic though.

Final fighter gets a chance to steal the title from Beef Supreme.

Art of the deal.

“See that over there? It’s the end of America.”

It’s a plutocracy disguised as a democracy

• Trump: Look, I need the keys to your apartment, I gotta take a shower.

• Xi: What’s wrong with your shower?

• Trump: There’s no water pressure.

• Xi: Why don’t you just go see Kim?

• Trump: Kim’s got nothing. Vlad’s got nothing. You’re the only one I know who’s got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.

This is one of the many forms of that. Yes

Ha. And might I add, “Ha”.

I can only imagine the look on his face right now.

Well, try replacing more people with AI and see what happens, you fucking peanuts. It doesn’t matter how good it is, it removes another salary that would have bought your enshitified, disposable, polluting product or unnecessary subscription. Even a basic dickhead could figure that out.

Starve the plankton, the whales eventually die. Or better yet, when the poor have nothing more to eat, they will then eat the rich.

They could always throw his goofy ass out onto the sidewalk and lock the door

Couldn’t have said it better myself.