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Cake day: 2023年9月5日

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    • Trump: Look, I need the keys to your apartment, I gotta take a shower.

    • Xi: What’s wrong with your shower?

    • Trump: There’s no water pressure.

    • Xi: Why don’t you just go see Kim?

    • Trump: Kim’s got nothing. Vlad’s got nothing. You’re the only one I know who’s got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.