Think of the shareholder value…

If they keep them locked up in the U.S. they might possibly have to give them due process at some point - can’t have that!

Great theatre, but I expect this to be as effective as a single ice cube on a house fire.

But for every Zelenskyy there are 1000 Trumps, and all it takes is one of those dumbasses winning.

To be fair the shit I took this morning is more qualified for the job, so that’s not the high bar it should be.

Idiocracy, brought to you by Carl’s Jr!

Trump Always Chickens Out Or Loses

Tacool

Fuckin IACO!!!

Betcha can’t!

So the trick is to not be part of the one million+ dead this time around?

Don’t call me Shirley!

But we’ll all pay the price, just like we are now.

In her defense, she’s been Wong most of her life.

I spent far too long staring at this trying to figure out what it was before I noticed there was a title that would tell me exactly that.

Sounds like a lot of Texans need to start doing some bootstrap pulling!

This the line that will get us to rise up?

And still we sit back and race towards the cliff, red flags a-flapping in the breeze the whole way there.

This will be out of the news cycle by Thursday.

Wow, so we can put an actual dollar amount on the lives lost. Most of the time karma isn’t so precise.

While simultaneously decrying “ambulance chaser” lawyers