Every fucking time I see anyone other than my primary and OBGYN, despite having a hysterectomy three years ago. Read my chart if you don’t want me to make it weird for you.

My apologies, I didn’t see that.

Of course. You get a merit badge for wife beating in those circles.

The bar code identifies the specific type of product, not a n individual example within that type of product. It’s not a serial code.

I ran into this a lot when I worked for a pet food manufacturer. If there was an issue with a product, customers often assumed the UPC could identify when the product was made, where it was distributed, and even where it was purchased. It does not. Otherwise packaging would be incredibly inefficient to make because each bag of the same recipe and size would need its own unique UPC.

You’re absolutely right, thank you so much!

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Duck season?

Of course! I always strive to be a dick others can rely on.

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You step on things with your asshole?!

Oh god, I just assumed his ears were in sport mode.

Fucking depressing all around.

Aww, this is lovely.

I can’t stop staring at that awfully fitted e-collar. Poor pup.

To be fair, Beauty and the Beast was set in France.

Sorry for being a pedantic shit, because you made me giggle.

There has only been one fatal wolf attack in the US in recorded history. Any attacks by wolves are extremely rare, as most are quite way of people. I’d assume that’s why they aren’t included.

While it’s rarely life-threatening, whitetail deer do sometimes attack people. Once they’ve got you down they batter you with their front legs. It looks really funny, but it can be serious.

A lemme smoosh those cheeks potion, please!

Some dickhead cropped them, probably at home and with no anesthesia.

Agreed! I love seeing velma’s posts. She always has something helpful to add to the conversation.

Every sperm is sacred.