They’ve been saying that since before you were born.

“Sorry, I meant have more babies AND stay around as a father.”

The el train in Chicago is almost perfect except for the crackheads

Pandas:

This is a funny headline if you want to complain but sneaking behind some bushes in the park is still free.

I will believe its about equality when we get Black Hitler in a Netflix historical drama. WITH the gay sex scenes, please.

I have a disc drive in my computer. I’ve still torrented games that I have on my shelf because its easier.

About $2 is state taxes

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michael-douglas-defends-joe-biden-trump_n_66263808e4b08151cacad929

People who were paying attention knew his brain had melted in like, march of 2021 or something. There was a video of him getting lost stepping off of a helicopter and having to be herded around by secret service agents, plus a lot of times he clearly forgot what he was doing while giving speeches, well before the fateful debate that would lose him the nomination.

The CHOICE by many people to ignore these very obvious signs was a major harm to the democrat presidential campaign in 2024.

Huffington post, the same news source in the OP, ran this, along with most mainstream outlets. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michael-douglas-defends-joe-biden-trump_n_66263808e4b08151cacad929

Brought to you by the people who swore up and down that Biden is “as sharp as a tack”.

I dunno, I just feel like there might be some catch to this coming from.the country that can’t even copy a modern fighter jet to save their lives.

Wait, how can that be right? Shakespeare had access to coca leaves and was smoking them? I know it’s not literally impossible but it seems unlikely…

Fun fact: It’s based directly on the implementation seen in “DDOS Retarding by Kiwi Farms” which wasn’t absolutely the original idea for cryptographic ddos filtering but the first to popularize and seriously rely on it live service.

Also I think it might be a wolf girl because it’s called “Anubis” but I dunno. Anyway, I think it would be a lot funnier if everyone called it “DDOS retarding” but that’s just me.

Nah, scroll down and see some actually edgy comments.

No, MAGA guys don’t think this. Retards think this. One quick scroll through the comments here will tell you that the retards who think this are right here on Lemmy.

He donated money to Biden’s campaign. Biden’s FBI is the one responsible for keeping quiet about his socials etc during election season.

Pretty sure suicide bombing or driving a truck into a Christmas festival is terrorism, and enforcing your country’s border law by removing people who cross the border illegally is not terrorism.

It’s $3.79 in Iowa. Yes, even with the war. Just being in California almoat doubles the price.